Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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