im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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