Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She told me I should be a condom model.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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