I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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