Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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