Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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