OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I think people are normalizing furries
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
