3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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