You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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