how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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