eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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