he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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