I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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