Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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