let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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