I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
