The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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