Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We left an ass print on the piano.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
