Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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