HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My vagina just recognized that song.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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