how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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