Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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