you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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