a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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