mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Jerry, you need to find god
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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