I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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