how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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