I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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