I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
