Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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