on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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