whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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