member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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