Yo dont text me then not text me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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