i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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