Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm really busy with my period
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