If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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