omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
