Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Dignity is for republicans.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
