i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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