How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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