I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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