Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just gift wrapped bread.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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