plz talk dirty to me
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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