random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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