what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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