If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I supernannyed him into submission
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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