Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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