Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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