The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
