Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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