I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
pray to the hookup gods
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Randomize
