we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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