Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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