Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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