i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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